Friday, December 27, 2013

Found Nothing, Coming Home

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HJDFXZSI was 22 years old, and had just graduated college. There was a short time period after graduation when I could live near campus, because classes stopped in early May but my lease was good until mid-July. I chose to stay away from my parents’ house for that 2-month period. My justification was that I could focus on the job hunt, and that I had fewer distractions at school because most other students would be gone.

My parents bought it. That said, I did make a token effort in the job search. Still stubbornly naive, I had all confidence that I would be able to land a job within minutes of actually applying myself to the task. So, why waste this valuable time with the real world? After all, this was my last chance to enjoy the freedom of college life.

I wanted to do something big, and I had a few ideas. They mulled around in my mind for a day or two, sparring and struggling for dominance. There was a science fiction/fantasy idea, which I had been thinking about and somewhat planning for several years. In the same vein, I considered going full-force into my ideas for a new role-playing game in the style of Dungeons and Dragons (if you’re too young to know what that is: Wikipedia). That new game is something I had actually worked on, in substantial detail, the previous summer. To answer your question: No, I didn’t have many friends.

However, there was another potential project, which was winning the skirmish at the time. It was what I considered to be my great philosophical endeavor. You see, I loved the library. I loved books (I still do). I especially loved parsing the depths of the library, in the lower levels where nobody ever went, to find an inspiring philosophical treatise that hadn’t been checked out since the 70’s. I’d take this forgotten gem, perhaps something by Spinoza or Schopenhauer, and sit in one of the big easy chairs in one of the reading rooms. And then I’d read until I couldn’t stand it any more.

Accordingly, I’d take all this reading and apply it to my own endeavors. I thought I could easily write my own philosophical work, and take great care to do it right. Of course, I would include hundreds of citations and quotations, and be mindful of criticisms. I’d polish it until there was nothing left but brilliance. After all, I was a brilliant person.

But I guess I was mature enough to realize that I wasn’t mature enough. Someday that was an achievable goal, perhaps, but not right then. I entertained the idea of doing a less extensive philosophical work – a thought experiment somewhat in the style of Hume - but that didn’t garner the same kind of energy. So, for another day or two, I wasn’t sure what I was going to do with this time I had available. Luckily, I had a lot of TV to catch up on, and the “on demand” feature had just been coming into stride. Therefore, I'd hesitate to say those were wasted days, because I enjoyed myself thoroughly. If a 12-pack of cheap beer and 15 hours of Discovery Channel programs isn't a good day, then I don't know what a good day is.

That night, late, I was stirring with an unusual energy. To borrow a cliché (and I hate clichés): it hit me. Great works have interesting characters. So, I needed something that had great characters. People who were exceedingly complex, constantly intriguing, never quite certain. And thereby, serve as a metaphor of my young adult life in general. The frustration! The demands! The drama! I needed an Armory Blaine. I needed a Jake Barnes.

Such was my ego at the time. Nonetheless, I was not short on inspiration.

This novel became a series of short stories, which failed and proved frustrating, and was then pushed back into novel form. It was meant to be a novel - that was how I wrote it in the first place. You see, it was divided into chapters, like a novel. Generally, I would write one chapter a day. Some days it didn’t happen, due to my own personal distractions or a lack of energy. But otherwise, I was full into writing. And I felt proud of it.

Of course, the current chapters do not represent the chapters at original writing. This book has been pulled apart and put together a half-dozen times. There were about 15 chapters in the first writing. Many of those have been cropped, merged, or eliminated entirely by now.

It was a lovely time. The days were long, warm, and sunny. My uniform was a T-shirt and gym shorts. I could wake up when I chose, eat when and what I chose, exercise, nap, watch morning TV (I was into international soccer at the time). You know, whatever I felt like. But I also had the time and the energy to write, to really write. I wrote of my own personal ambition and volition, for perhaps the first time in my life.

Ten days passed and I had ten chapters in place. Some of them I liked more than others, but I was overall very proud of the achievement. It was about 60 pages of typed text. Then or about then, I concluded that I really enjoyed writing, and wanted it to be my profession.

That should give you some idea of my mindset at the time I originally drafted this thing.

When the work was all done, it was about 20,000 words. Not exactly novel length, but I didn’t let that discourage me. I sent it to the few friends that I had, including the parents of one of my good friends. It was a proud moment for me, to share my work while still in its adolescent stages.

Much to my surprise, the reviews of the short novel were less than outstanding. I was told that it needed more work, that it felt incomplete. And they weren’t sure what the real plot was, like it didn’t come to a conclusion. This came as somewhat of a shock, because I felt quite the opposite. I thought it was very complete and had a clear message. I thought the character development was excellent, and patiently arrived at a Joyce-like epiphany – No, several epiphanies!

But, they didn’t agree with me. Yes, but what about the characters? I asked. They liked Anna. Why Anna? I asked. What about Ron - the person to whom most of my energy was dedicated? They responded with a collective shrug of the shoulders.

As you might expect, I was discouraged. I let the book sit idle. Eventually I went back to my parents’ house - a familiar trip that was the curse of my entire generation. I spent the rest of that summer drinking, sleeping, and fattening.

Later, towards autumn, the boredom roused me from my funk. I sent the manuscript of the novel to a dozen different publishers via email, postage, and one faxed copy. Though much reduced from my original arrogance, I was still very hopeful that I would get something. I was almost expecting to.

To no one’s surprise but my own, nothing came of it. For most of them, I never heard back. For the few I did, it was a chafe of words: “No thank you,” or “Resubmit later.”

And so, the novel went into hibernation. I lived the real life in the meantime, slowly becoming an adult. Therefore, by the time I revisited the book, most of my idealism and optimism had left me.

Revisiting was an interesting task. Even though my ego was much diminished, I felt that there were still a few good parts to the novel. One or two of the characters were genuinely interesting, and some of the situations were genuinely dramatic. Why, with a little work, this could be a serviceable text.

I pondered, and then there it was. A young man’s idealistic short novel, which could be reworked and arranged into something at least presentable. Effectively, the highlights of the former novel.

I hope you will enjoy it.  Now available on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HJDFXZS

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Think Better, please

I had a short but revealing discussion the other day. It may have been yesterday. In which I came upon my philosophical shortcomings. Indeed, if you were to ask me Why (insert anything), I’d probably have a smart-ass answer and a laugh, then go back to worrying about my money and planning my daily itinerary, grumpily stamping my way through the daily motions, confident that my efforts will lead to a higher station and a better life, someday.

This led to a pondering of purpose – not just generally, but overall. What is the purpose of this life, that I seem so predetermined to lead? Why am I here in this place? What the hell do I hope to accomplish with this fleeting gift of consciousness? And why haven’t I thought about this in… years?

Of course we are assuming, like most of my generation does, that religion is not the answer. God is for old people. We prefer to die alone, cold and lost. (Or maybe we just don’t ever expect to die). Or maybe, as our bodies degrade and death becomes close, we will scramble back to the comforts of the religion that we left in our parents’ homes. Am I moving this topic around too much?

Back to the pondering of life. And my former beacon of admiration, the stoic Marcus Aurelius:
“For a man can lose neither the past nor the future; for how can one take from him that which is not his? So remember these two points: first, that each thing is of like form from everlasting and comes round again in its cycle, and that it signifies not whether a man shall look upon the same things for a hundred years or two hundred, or for an infinity of time; second, that the longest lived and the shortest lived man, when they come to die, lose one and the same thing.” (Meditations, book II, 14)

You’ll be damned if that isn’t blowing your mind. Because you and I, we don’t think about these kinds of things every day. Hell, we don’t even get close.

There seems to be a general lack of thought. A general lack of intelligent dialogue, even between intelligent people. And this perplexed me. Because in our age when everything can be done so quickly and efficiently, why should there not be time or energy to ponder the Universe? To question the way things work, to challenge the political system, to progress society in an idealistic way?

Perhaps a book could be commissioned to answer these questions. Because I cannot here answer them, not in my present state.

So, I implore you people, whoever might read this. Go read something meaningful. Let its wisdom cascade over you. And then, think about it. Think hard and deep.

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

In its entirety, the Mann Act Memorandum

Note: This was a simulation exercise; all cases and statutes are fictitious -JEG

MEMORANDUM


Introduction

You have asked me to address the following; the material facts are not in dispute. Joseph Hurtz is married to five women by right of his sect of Mormonism. In order to keep his hardware store in business, Hurtz took his 5 wives to Nevada so that they could make money as prostitutes. They worked in a licensed brothel in Lyon County. Two days after arriving there, Wanda Dresher-Hurtz was detained by Nevada State Police in relation to a public intoxication incident; Dresher-Hurtz is the youngest of Joseph Hurtz’s wives. In the routine questioning by police officers, Wanda Dresher-Hurtz revealed that she was from Utah, and also that she was in Nevada for the purpose of prostitution. Wanda was later released without charge. The following morning, Joseph Hurtz was contacted by Nevada State Police. In a recorded phone conversation, he admitted that he was from Utah. He also admitted that he did bring all his wives with him into Nevada. However, Hurtz never admitted to coercing his wives into prostitution. Hurtz refused any knowledge of the prostitution of his wives. As a result, you are concerned whether Joseph Hurtz has violated the Mann Act.

Issue

Whether the transportation of five wives across state lines by Joseph Hurtz constitutes a violation of the Mann Act?

Discussion

The Mann Act prohibits the transportation of women across state lines for immoral purposes. In particular, statute 2a reads, “Any man who transports a woman from one state into another shall be subject to the statutes herein.” And, in tandem, statute 3a reads, “A man who crosses into a state shall be subject to the definitions of morality as determined in the courts of that state.” Indeed, in most states, prostitution would be considered an immoral act. However, in the case of Nevada, prostitution is a legal enterprise and a mark of the tourism industry. In Francis v Dark Street Video, 35 F. 2d 28 (3d Cir. 1992), prostitution was affirmed as a legal business and subject to business taxes within the state of Nevada. Therefore, it would appear that prostitution is not immoral according to the state’s standards. This is especially true when considering the case of Masterson v Jameson, 37 F. 2d 38 (2d Cir. 2003), whereby Masterson was found liable for payment for services rendered by a prostitute in a licensed brothel. Truly, in some counties of Nevada, prostitution has been rendered illegal. But this is a local matter, as there are no state laws disallowing prostitution. Hurtz is indeed held accountable for transporting women across state lines for prostitution, as one of his wives admitted. However, when considering these above stated cases, prostitution is not held as an immoral act in the state of Nevada. Accordingly, Hurtz did not violate the Mann Act because he did nothing immoral.

Conclusion

The transportation of five wives by Joseph Hurtz from Utah into Nevada is not a violation of the Mann Act.

Thursday, October 10, 2013

A Word Concerning the GRE in British Literature

For the past two months, I've been sloshed, waist-deep in the dark loch of Spenser, Milton, and Austin. Though it's been an increible learning experience - I feel as though I now have some sort of expertise in the realm of British Literature - it's also been very tiring. And, ultimately futile.

Yes, futile. I am studying for a test in order to do well on a test. I am infatuated with names, dates, character names, and critical movements. Any semblance of plot or style must be summarized in a simple sentence. As for appreciation of art, ha!

While I can understand how a foundation in the history and classical works of English Literature is important to one who intends to study English, this one is taking it too far! I feel smarter, but dumber. I know more, but my skill and appreciation wanes. I feel as though I will need a detoxification when this is over. I'll march to the Library, find a dark and dusty corner, and then cuddle around a stack of Vonnegut.

Once that's over, (finally) back to writing. GRE, give me my life back!

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Anna Blue, 2nd in the series, available FREE starting August 22

Hullabaloo and Shenanigans!   Through the gracious hands of our overlords at Amazon, the second book in the "Found Nothing, Coming Home" series will be available at no cost!  Zero dollars and zero cents.  Of course, this engagement is only available for a limited time.  Be sure to pick up your copy on August 22nd and the following weekend.

If that's not enough for you, then both the series opener, Found Nothing, and the 3rd installment, For the Time Being, are also available in the Amazon Store, for the modest price of $0.99.

A summary follows.

Adrift in the ocean of self-wrought apathy, a siren calls the young man to shore.

Ron Collins finds himself as the product of misplaced ambitions and unjustified self-worth, and cannot summon the strength to acknowledge his failures. Yet, there is one thing in his life that is worthy of his efforts - the young mistress Anna Blue. Anna is a vibrant and volitile young woman, beautiful and confident in her disposition. Ron craves her attention and finds himself at her beckon, despite being regarded as her boyfriend. Anna, perhaps knowingly, keeps him at a persistent distance. In the meantime, Ron finds his friendships suffering, his energy waning, and his emotions dulling. Will he meet Anna again? Can she save him?

Anna Blue explores the expanding and evolving concept of relationships in young people; they who have technology as a buffer from intimacy, and also often come from less than ideal family circumstances.


Wednesday, August 7, 2013

August 8: One release, one free. Book-iesta!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBA!

In celebration of the release of Anna Blue, my other ebook, Found Nothing, will be free. Yes, FREE. On Amazon. But it is not a permanent arrangement. This is limited to August 8th and the subsequent weekend. so, get on it, peeps! Time's a wastin'!

Oh, and there is also my new ebook, Anna Blue. I'm somewhat proud of this one, as I've always had a degree of difficulty developing female characters. It was a fascinating exercise, and took no small amount of work before I was contented. So then, let's plug, shall we?

Adrift in the ocean of self-wrought apathy, a siren calls the young man to shore. 

Ron Collins finds himself as the product of misplaced ambitions and unjustified self-worth, and cannot summon the strength to acknowledge his failures. Yet there is one thing in his life that is worthy of his efforts - the young mistress Anna Blue. Anna is a vibrant and volitile young woman, beautiful and confident in her disposition. Ron craves her attention and finds himself at her beckon, despite being regarded as her boyfriend. Anna, perhaps knowingly, keeps him at a persistent distance. In the meantime, Ron finds his friendships suffering, his energy waning, and his emotions dulling. WIll he meet Anna again? Can she save him? 

Anna Blue explores the expanding and evolving concept of relationships in young people; they who have technology as a buffer from intimacy, and also often come from less than ideal family circumstances. 


Do a little dance.


Friday, August 2, 2013

Found Nothing Is Available FREE for a Limited Time

The following is a press release.  Just read the headline and you should be fine.

The first taste of the Series proves to be sweet! A limited number of copies of the eBook "Found Nothing" have been set aside, and will be distributed at no charge. The free copies can be found at: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00E96S1P2 . Supplies are limited. This is a first-come, first-served event.

After the promotional period is expired, the book will go live for the cost of $1.49 USD. The ebook will also be avilable in all countries via Amazon. All are encouraged to take advantage of this opportunity to save a few bucks and enjoy some quality fiction! Please visit the author's blog and follow him on twitter (details below) - any feedback is greatly appreciated.

"Found Nothing" is the first story in the compilation Found Nothing, Coming Home. Within it, we meet Ron Collins - a superior personage with inferior prospects. As a young man struggling to come to terms with his failures, Ron looks to his on-again girlfriend, Anna, for support. Through the story, each of them finds that they are unable to cope with their own inflated expectations, which causes Ron to descend deeper into a denied yet stubborn self-loathing. Both intense and revealing, Found Nothing explores the emerging problem of being young, educated, and unsuccessful.

Future short stories in the series will be launched at a later date. For more information, please follow the author: @Goodjeg (www.twitter.com/goodjeg). Updates and alerts will be distributed regularly.

Thursday, August 1, 2013

"Found Nothing," ebook, is now available on Amazon


It has been a fascinating and delirious trip to finally complete what is my first self-published ebook.  Fortunately, I have tempered myself with the advice of others, and therefore I am not one of those first-time authors who expects to become Hemingway overnight.  Although the story itself was a journey for me, the book here is just the first step.

But enough of these cliches.  They are hurting my soul.

The book is actually a short story, the first in a series of six (count 'em - six) short stories that will be released sometime in 2013.  If you would like to learn more (and why wouldn't you?), please point yourself to the "works" page of this little website.  Gee, thanks.

Also, the book can be found at: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00E96S1P2

There are sure to be free giveaways, special deals, etc, in the near future.  So stay tuned.  Please.

Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Excerpt from "Found Nothing"

As a mild, uncertain, somewhat-innocent tease of my upcoming e-book release, I've decided to show a small excerpt from the story.  I hope you enjoy it.

Please check back for updates on the upcoming releases.

Reaching for it beside his bed, he unscrewed the cap, and smelled the stink of the alcohol. He felt comforted, in a way. After a deep breath, he took a gulp. And then he took a second gulp quickly, thinking that he might lose his nerve. The booze was cheap and bad and lingered in his mouth. But he soon calmed down, and the burning passed.

Ron sat in his room and watched the reruns of the morning sports shows. He was feeling the alcohol, feeling numb. He couldn't remember the last time he ate. There was a cough building in his chest, but he fought it off. After that, he laid down in his bed. After a few minutes of blinking, he was feeling very tired. Several times, he caught himself falling asleep.

Huh? Anna didn’t call. Oh. With that, he let himself fall into sleep.

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A blurb:

"Found Nothing is the first story in the compilation Found Nothing, Coming Home. Within it, we meet Ron Collins - a superior personage with inferior prospects.  As a young man struggling to come to terms with his failures, Ron looks to his on-again girlfriend, Anna, for support.  Through the story, each of them finds that they are unable to cope with their own inflated expectations, which causes Ron to descend deeper into a denied yet stubborn depression.  Both intense and revealing, Found Nothing explores the emerging problem of being young, educated, and unsuccessful."

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

"Found Nothing" to be Released ...Soon!

The first short story in the series Found Nothing, Coming Home is due to be released.  It will happen soon, but due to certain technical concerns, life events, etc., the exact date has not yet been finalized.  The story will be released on Amazon exclusively, for at least the first 90 days of its existence.  There will also be a period where the book will be available for free.  Details to follow!

A blurb:

Found Nothing is the first story in the compilation Found Nothing, Coming Home. Within it, we meet Ron Collins - a superior personage with inferior prospects.  As a young man struggling to come to terms with his failures, Ron looks to his on-again girlfriend, Anna, for support.  Through the story, each of them finds that they are unable to cope with their own inflated expectations, which causes Ron to descend deeper into a denied yet stubborn depression.  Both intense and revealing, Found Nothing explores the emerging problem of being young, educated, and unsuccessful.

End blurb.

Any and all updates will be here.  Come back soon, ya hear?

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Books That Should be Read, part 1

First: 1984, by George Orwell

1984 has a unique and fascinating construction.  While tackling the fantastically ambitious topic of a distopian future world, it does it in a way that feels very easy to understand.  It is embraceable; it can be read in large chunks.  And when you get into it, it is very hard to deny said large chunks.

So read it, just for that.

But there is more to it.  I find myself all the time comparing certain things to 1984.  Everyday, I hear about increased oversight in this committe, on that group of companies, on this particular branch of government.  There seems to be more people verifying things than actually doing things.  And then, you have this whole Snowden [+Edward Snowden] debacle, and well, we can thereby infer that this isn't a temporary issue.

I had an argument with a friend of mine recently.  A friendly argument with a friend of mine.  As you may know, the government is building a huge data center somewhere out there.  In and amongst it, we argued as to why the government was collecting data.  His position was that there was nothing illegal about collecting the data, and that it could be useful somehow.  I argued that the point of collecting data is indeed to use it, somehow, but in some way that I have little or no control of.

Yet, there it goes.  Everyday, more oversight, less privacy.  And what makes me think of 1984 is the willingness that comes with the increased oversight.  People, by and large, are demanding increased oversight, control, etc.  What if these demands were consolidated into some program, say a PRISM, or Big Brother?  Aha!

So read it.



Thursday, May 23, 2013

Moving to Harrisburg

I suppose that there should be a quote here about new horizons, or the lust for adventure, or important life decisions.

In a time such as this, I am reminded of the Teddy Roosevelt quote that I first heard when I was a boy scout: “Something something challenges, something something overcome, something something spirit of man.”

You know, something like that.

In any case, we, being the 2 primary subjects of this blog, are taking our lives to Harrisburg, PA. This is something that, 2 years ago, 5 years ago, or any other number of years ago, I would not have been able to imagine. It is both exciting and nerve-wracking in a number of ways: exciting in that my life will be more laid back and idealistic-leaning, nerve-wracking in that I’m pretty much starting over with friends and surroundings and all that social jargon.

So I threw the cotton sack over my shoulder, and boldly took the first step. I bet you’re wondering how we got to this point. Well, sit back and I’ll tell you!

I ask, what is in Harrisburg?

Tripadvisor ranks the activities in Harrisburg as follows…

No, silly imagined sarcastic alter-ego! I mean what is the path that lies before me? Maybe that’s too Teddy Roosevelt; let me rephrase.

Where will I hang my saddle by the time that calf is a cow? No, no....   Train is leavin’ station, and well, I need to be gettin’ on my ways to goin’…. No.

Time will tell. Cliché unavoidable.

Sunday, May 19, 2013

22 beers - The three-fer Sunday Edition

On a sullen night, marked by a general boredom and the typical apathy that accompanies it, as well as a certain nagging but not debilitating indigestion, I found myself very eager to drink some of the excellent beers that I had acquired for the 22 beers feature.  I was already encouraged by the excellent experience of the first review, as well.

Because of this, I gave myself the liberty to consume and enjoy not just 1, not 2, but 3 (!) of the excellent beers.  I have reviewed each of them below:

DAB Dortmunder Export

Kostritzer Schwarzbier

Tucher Dunkel Hefe Weizen



DAB Dortmunder Export

Overall 7.5

Nice review at: http://www.dailybeerreview.com/2013/04/dab-dortmunder-export.html

Being labeled simply a "beer" made me think that DAB wouldn't measure up to the other fine drinks on the list.  I wasn't totally wrong: it's a very good light-bodied German beer.

The first sip was bright and refreshing, clean, and surprisingly pleasant.  Generous hoppiness accompanied by a clean spring-water texture make for a good sweet taste.  It was easy to drink and left you wanting more.  That said, there wasn't anything much to leave a strong impression.  It's a good overall beer.

I guess I have been spoiled, because I was left wanting more beer and also more complexity.  Reminded me of a Stoudt's Golden lager.

Friday, May 17, 2013

Kulmbacher Edelherb - 22 beers

Overall: 7.5


The prospect of a delightful German Pilsner with a steep and storied
tradition, is exciting.  The Edelherb from Kulmbacher became further
proof that the best beers are simply German.

The taste is clean and refreshing, but with a complexity that I imagine would make any brewmeister proud.  Though easy to drink, it is tasty enough that you won’t want to drink it fast.  Great by itself.




Die Aussicht auf eine herrliche Gernman Pilsener mit einem steilen und
ereignisreiche Tradition, ist spannend. Die Kulmbacher Edelherb aus
wurde ein weiterer Beweis dafür, dass die besten Biere einfach Deutsch
sind.

Der Geschmack ist sauber und erfrischend, aber mit einer Komplexität,
die jede Brewmeister stolz machen würde. Obwohl leicht zu trinken, es
ist lecker genug, dass Sie nicht wollen, um es schnell zu trinken.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Beer Busters Podcast

A new podcast featuring some of the most excellent beers known to man.  Featuring my good friend and broadcasting phenom, +Dan Baker

www.facebook.com/BeerBustersPodcast

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Arturo Fuente Petit Corona



Origin: Dominican Republic
Wrapper: Cameroon, Candela, Connecticut, Connecticut Broadleaf
Binder: Dominican
Filler: Dominican


Taste -  7
Draw - 8
Build - 8
Price - 7
Overall – 8



Suggested Drinking:
Christian Brothers V S Brandy
Grant’s Family Reserve (scotch)

The Petit Corona is a member of the flagship Gran Reserva line, a well respected line of premium cigars.  Fuente is generally recognized for outstanding cigars at a reasonable price.  The Gran Reserva Petit Corona was no exception.

My previous experiences with Fuente cigars were very pleasant.  Though I wasn’t sure at the time the exact type of Fuente that I smoke previously, the memories were all good.

Lit with a butane torch (forgive me).  The first draw was a bit harsh, likely aided by my own poor lighting technique, combined with a somewhat moist atmosphere (I was sitting on my front porch).  With some patience, it settled down quickly.  Each draw became more smooth and tasty.  The cigar was very easy to smoke, as it was very well built and produced a hearty amount of smoke.

The taste was familiar to those who have smoked the Gran Reserva. Though it was a powerful taste, it was not charred or too smoky, but rather quite smooth and satisfying.  The taste and the texture seemed to get better with every puff.  Honestly, it was hard to stop smoking the cigar – I kept going down to the nub, until the heat was too much for my lips.  That said, it is not a sweet smoke, so a novice cigar smoker may want to look elsewhere.

For about $5.00, it’s hard to beat this kind of quality.  For myself, I will seriously consider buying the Gran Reserva in bulk.  Highly recommended.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

The Best Year of My Life (so far)

Today, my beautiful girlfriend and I celebrate one year together.  She already knows that she is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

To say that the year went quickly would be an understatement.  At the beginning, it was a tumultuous time.  I blundered through the motions, well enough it seems, to warrant a second and third date.  All the while she was very graceful and understanding, of course.  And although I knew that I really liked her, it was hard to imagine just how much we would end up liking, and loving, each other.

Happy Anniversary, my dear.  Tonight we will toast to our new life in Harrisburg.

Wednesday, May 8, 2013

Reblog: Terribleminds - How To Maximize Your Word Count And Write More Every Day

http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2013/05/07/how-to-maximize-your-word-count-and-write-more-every-day/

A small and excellent sample:

"
Snatch Time From Life’s Thieving Jaws And Use It To Write

When life gives you no time, MAKE TIME TRAVELING LEMONADE.

That can’t be right. But it’ll have to do.

What I mean is, life is a low place that fills up quickly with whatever comes its way — water, sand, mud, elk scat, the tears of all the world’s children, whatever. Your time will swiftly fall prey to the nibbles and pecks of the Things-To-Do-Bird: you gotta go to work, go to the store, take out the trash, artificially inseminate that baboon HEY I SAID ARTIFICIALLY PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON. Time fills up fast. Life is greedy and eager to exploit.
"

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Eat Out - Indonesia Restaurant in South Philly



Indonesia Restarant
South Philadelphia
with +Farda Qayyum 


Taste - 8
Health - 5
Value - 7
Service - 7
Overall - 7


Suggested Drinking:
Es Lechi  (Lechi Iced Tea)
Riesling (White wine)

In the not-so-touristy part of South Philly, somewhere near Passyunk and Broad, is this very nice little restaurant tucked away.  I say little because it doesn't have a huge presence in the neighborhood, not because it isn't physically large.  I hear there is a bigger room upstairs.

We had passed this Restaurant while driving several times before, and thought that it looked good.  We were not disappointed, from the time we walked in until the time we left.  It was an authentic and very pleasant experience.   And the food was pretty darn good, also.

For those of us who are fortunate enough to love both Indian food and Asian cuisine, the Indonesian palette appeals to both tastes.  My dish was exceptional in that regard.  The Nasi Campur, what i dubbed the tour dish, was a delicious selection of several types of Indonesian foods.  While most of the samplings relied on the sauce for the flavor, like Indian food, there was also the refreshing snap and texture more fitting of an asian dish.  I was thrilled.

We also had the Sate Kambing, or Lamb Satay, as a side dish.  They pack a lot of flavor into that little stick of meat.  Taken with some peanut sauce, or their extra-hot sauce, it is excellent.  Eat it slowly.

For dessert, we shared the coconut milk with tropical fruit.  It was refreshing and tasty, with an interesting texture.  And the tropical fruit flavors were mixed wonderfully.  A great way to end a taste-heavy meal.





Sunday, April 28, 2013

Writing in the Morning

It's hard to do.

I suppose that there is a physiological reason for it.  I assume our brains are programmed to start working in the morning.  The caveman needs to go out and catch his breakfast before he can sit and ponder how to make new tools.  Only with full bellies and a content disposition on the animal needs of our bodies can our minds be clear.

And yet, I want to do it.  What can be done to help me get writing in the morning?





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Saturday, April 27, 2013

Grant's Family Reserve - Drinker's Review


Grant's Family Reserve
Scotch Whisky

Character – 8
Finish – 7
Taste – 6
Value – 7
Overall - 7




Here is a specimen of modest means.


With the unique bottle and the bold label, you've probably seen this
one somewhere in the middle shelves as you were going for the other
Scotch that you wanted.  I’ve done the same thing several times.  But,
feeling bold and seeing that the brand was marked down, I took the
opportunity to try something new.

Perhaps as a calling to my college days, as well as my jitters about
an unknown sip, I chilled the bottle before drinking.  Poured over the
rocks.

First sip was surprisingly pleasant.  The smoothness of the blend
makes for a delicate entry, and there was a nice lightness to the
drink.  There is a noticeable vanilla note, which I consider the
defining aspect of the whisky.  But there are also notes of woodiness,
fruitiness, as well as a few sweet florals.  The overall experience is
therefore complex, but not unpleasantly so; a fairly polished blend.
Finish was not the smoothest, but certainly good for a non-premium
bottle.

Overall, quite good.  I would buy it again.  Highly recommended for
scotch drinkers who don’t want to spend $30+ on a bottle.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Great Gatsby Progress: Chapter 8

In my haste to get the book re-read before the release of the movie, I might have gotten carried away.  Good books tend to do that, amirite?

I plan to do a review of the book.  It will probably be more educated than I normally tend to write. 

Hooray

Monday, April 15, 2013

Eat Out - Shady Maple

Eat Out -
Breakfast Smorgsboard
+Shady Maple Smorgasbord - Breakfast
East Earl, PA

with +Bradley Rhodes , +Mitch Good

Yelp @ Shady Maple


"How it should be"


Taste - 9
Health - 0
Value - 9
Service - 4
Overall - 5.5


Suggested Drinking:
Ice Water
Orange Juice


The legend returns to make all of southeastern Pennsylvania fat and content!  While no review can actually summarize just what the experience of Shady Maple entails, this picture should help.

Come in, buy your ticket, get seated, and then go get your food.  Get as much as you want, because it is all fried in hand-churned, fresh-from-the-farm butter.  Or, cooked to order by one of the fine chefs.  Want 10 pancakes, swimming in maple syrup?  You got it.  A plate full of bacon?  No problem.  Five donuts, filled with various excellent creams?  By all means.  Or be a man and get all of the above.

Although it is all served in buffet style, they somehow manage to make everything taste super fresh.  Say Mmmmmmm all day.

I hesitate to say anything bad, as it should be obvious!  Dieters beware!




Sunday, April 14, 2013

MEGARITA



It's pretty big.  (click to enhance)
Margarita
@ Mixto
with +Farda Qayyum 
Happy Birthfday to me!

Friday, April 12, 2013

An Excerpt from Marcus Aurelius

Brilliant, poigniant, I-wish-I-could-live-like-thisness

"Bear in mind that every man lives only this present time,
which is an indivisible point, and that all the rest of his life is
either past or it is uncertain. Short then is the time which every
man lives, and small the nook of the earth where he lives; and short
too the longest posthumous fame, and even this only continued by a
succession of poor human beings, who will very soon die, and who know
not even themselves, much less him who died long ago."

from Meditations

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

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A Thought on Business Stuff

A casual review, I should say.

Fed Officials Split Over End of Bond Buying

^ While I'm not a fan of the political leanings of the NY Times, it's a good article.


According to the Minutes, the floor of quantitiative easing is to continue.  When that will end is hard to say, and will be judged on a very complex set of factors, I'm sure.

What does that say to folks like me, with a casual but vested interest in the future of America's economy?  Slow growth due to a lack of risk-taking, but less risk of a new financial crisis.  Of course, this is elementary to those in finance.

The big picture, in a nutshell.  In my opinion, the economy is becoming reflective of greater society.  That is, there is a sense of entitlement instead of a spirit of ambition.  Growth and success should be a given, not something that needs to be worked for.  Why else would we continue with this program, in the midst of the greatest debt ever known to man? 

I hope that somwehere in the bowels of the Capitol building, there is someone who knows the end game.

^Melodrama is such a weak way to evoke a reaction

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Sleep is Excellent

Did you know that most doctors recommend that you sleep every night?

A day without sleep is a day wasted, wandering through the necessary motions, biding the time until some kind of rest can be had.  Don’t tease me with a comfortable chair - my weakness might lead to an embarrassing snore.  A warm room, with an open wall?  Just a good place to lean my back against, let my mouth hang open, and then startle awake with sudden fears of falling (hopefully no one noticed).

Yes, sleep is excellent.  Full, warm, friendly sleep. 

Monday, April 8, 2013

North Korea: Pfft.

When I was a kid, there was a tiny little dog that used to live next door.  A Chihuahua.  From behind the chain-linked fence, that little dog would bark and yip, for as long as it could see me.  It would piss me off with all its barking.  But there was nothing I could do about it, because the dog wasn’t mine.

If it came down to it - I could climb over that fence, chase down that tiny dog and then squelch it with a swift kick.  I might delight in watching it roll and skip across the ground.  And never at any point would I be in danger. 

No, I don’t condone violence to animals.  This is a metaphor.

Sunday, April 7, 2013

I'VE BEEN WORKIN' FROM SEVEN, SEVEN, SEVEN TO ELEVEN OBABY





Mighty +Led Zeppelin






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Eat Out - Tiramisu Stuffed French Toast


Eat Out
Tiramisu Stuffed French Toast
Day by Day – Brunch
Rittenhouse Square, Philadelphia

http://www.yelp.com/biz/day-by-day-philadelphia


Taste – 9
Health - 2
Value - 5
Service - 5
Overall – 5.3


Suggested Drinking
Light Roast coffee
Ice Water

Comments
If you wanted decadent, yeah. You'll feel really good after a few bites of this richness. The toast is fresh and crispy. Each one is stuffed with a tiramisu sauce and chocolate chips which are semi-melted. Don't bother with butter or syrup, because the sweetness is already there.
Obviously, this is a guilty pleasure. Low marks for health as this combines lots of fried bread and sugars. Value is decent because you get a lot of food. Service was acceptable for a crowded establishment. Be prepared to wait for weekend brunch.



Saturday, April 6, 2013

Eat in - Sausage & Peppers


Eat in
Sausage, Peppers & Green Beans (Bro meal)


Taste - 6
Health - 8
Value - 6
Ease of Prep - 5
Overall – 6.3


Ingredients
1 Fresh Bell Pepper (red or yellow preferred)
1 cup frozen (or fresh) sliced green beans
1 turkey Sausage link
Adobo, crushed red Pepper, red wine (preferably Merlot)


Preparation
Preheat frying pan on low.
Wash and slice bell pepper into ribbons. Place into hot frying pan.
Add green beans. Add ½ inch of water. Add adobo to preferred taste, and stir. Bring water to boil, reduce to low heat, and cover the pan. Let simmer for 5 minutes.
Slice sausage into chunky slices. Add sausage to boiling pan. Add a splash (or two) of red wine. Add crushed red pepper. Stir hot veggies and sauce into sausage.
Reduce sauce, uncovered, until desired consistency - at least 5 minutes.


Suggested Drinking
Becks [German Pilsener]
Diet Coke with Lime


Comments
While this little foray gets high marks for taste and health, it does take at least 15 minutes to prepare. While the veggies are cheap, the sausage is less cheap and the wine may be more pricey (depending on your personal tastes). But this is a no-guilt meal. It is definitely worth doing if you have the time and some red wine in the kitchen.





Eines Mannes Bier!


The Glass says it all.  Helles Lager from +Brauhaus Schmitz

How good was it?

Ich fühlte mich wie durch die Hügel von Bayern schneidigen! Neun von zehn!


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Day four - a few more in the fold

Two new authors have been invited to contribute!  My lovely girlfriend +Farda Qayyum , as well as my brother +Mitch Good .  If she has time somewhere in her Doctor job, Farda will be helping me delve into some Urdu!  Mitch was invited to contribute his talents as a digital artist, including cover art for the upcoming short stories.  Yeah!

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Day two - the Author Page

This will also be the landing spot for everything to do with my writing.  I intend to have a small collection of short stories published by the end of May.  I will provide more thorough updates as I finish things up.

Day Two -First ideas

Besides being a repository for my personal ramblings, I hope to publish more formal and fanciful reviews of food that I eat, drinks that I drink, and other things that I do.  I'll try to nail down a scoring system.

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Day One - What's going on with this thing?

Originally designed to be a home for my writings, as well as a blog about food and other nice things.  Let's see where it goes.